Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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