It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I would ride that face into the sunset
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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