I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
one two three fourrrrnication!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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