I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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