found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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