You work out of a Hotel?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
