Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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