i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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