Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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