if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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