Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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