we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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