yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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