Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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