oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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