we're blogging at a bar
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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