I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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