**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
