i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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