And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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