Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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