i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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