And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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