Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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