i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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