id be glad to
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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