The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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