Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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