it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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