I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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