I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The ass gains better be worth it
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