Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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