youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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