This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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