everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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