I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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