he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
