her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We smell like vodka and hangover
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