Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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