I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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