watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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