TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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