The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Is it because I queefed?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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