wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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