There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
third nipple confirmed
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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