Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize