doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
are you so shy because you have an std?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i think my cat just said my name.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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