North Korea, Best Korea!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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