i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
how drunk are you?
Several
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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