you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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