I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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