Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize
