Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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