Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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