I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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